February 2012
my mum: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mum: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
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disasta:
its such a shame that the beatles arent a modern-day hip hop group. i mean just imagine hits such as:
“I’m Da Walrus (Trippin’)”
“Ayo Jude”
“I Want To Smack Your Ass”
“Why Don’t We F**k In The Road”
“Yello Submarine (Skrillex Remix)”
Fuck Me Do
She Fucks Me (ft. Pitbull)
While My Bitch Gently Weeps
All U Need Is Sex, Drugs N Bitches
That awkward moment when you've fallen down on a...
Ask me my 'top 5' anything
hipsterhispanics:
sorry mom can’t go to school today
i have the ugly
askpaul:
